OFFICE SHOCK SYNDROME.
Today was a complete shock to the system. I spent it trying to adapt back into the surroundings of being a communicative professional, fully dressed and doing it completely sober. I can’t stress how difficult I’ve found getting to 5pm without the lately traditional prosecco, or at the least a small sherry!! Post bingemas is not a time for abstinence in my opinion. I’m not ready for cold turkey. Dry January sounds too dangerous. Staving off the shakes with rocket fuel levels of coffee, I just about managed to survive. I’ve been impressively telling people I’m going to the gym – what I mean is the sauna. I’m going to pretend I’m somewhere hot – and hopefully not encounter anymore boy brags about nearly being stabbed in the gym. Yeeeeah you’re “soz ard” you. It’s also going to be to try and revive my frozen limbs exposed to Manchester’s artic temperatures.
With the weather feeling more like more polar bear wear than anything else, I’ve picked out some of my favourite knits and cover ups to keep the hibernation vibes high.
- Alissa lace up back knitted jumper – £18.00, in berry, black, & khaki, Pretty Little Thing
2. Asilio Ladder To Lust Knit Sweater – now on sale £80.00, ASOS
3. BDG Nep Knitted Turtleneck Jumper – £44, Urban Outfitters
4. Black embroidered sweater dress – now on sale £14.00, Missguided
5. Burgundy choker neck chunky cropped jumper – £22.00, Missguided
6. Floral Emrboidered Knit by Glamorous Petites – £38.00, Topshop
7. Glamorous Tall Ruffle Detail Knitted Jumper – £33.50, ASOS
8. Jumper – £25.00, in lilac & cream, Pretty Little Thing
9. Knitted jumper – £29.99, H&M
10. Light Before Dark Sheer Ribbed Jumper – £39, Urban Outfitters
11. Loose cardigan – now on sale £20, available in black & wine, Monki
12. Off-the-shoulder jumper – £9.99, in black & red, H&M
13. Off-the-shoulder jumper – £17.99, in black striped & Grey marl, H&M
14. Premium jacquard boxy jumper- £35.00, Missguided
15. Ribbed jumper – now on sale £7.99, in powder beige, black, natural white, & khaki, H&M
16. Soft Tie Sleeve Knit Jumper – £39.00, in Tall & Petite, Topshop
17. Textured Zebra Funnel Jumper – now on sale £28.00, Topshop
18. Vero Moda Altha Boxy Striped Long Sleeve Jumper – now on sale £18.00, ASOS
19. V-neck slouch basic jumper cream – £20.00, Missguided
20. Tawana drop hem open knit jumper – now on sale £12.00, in navy & beige, Pretty Little Thing